Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.
Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.
Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.
Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?
Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!
Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...
Mishraji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Interviewer:-Stupid
Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)
Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..
Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”
Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”
Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.
Mishra ji can sell anything...
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Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye. . . . . .

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

America me light jaye to power office me phon krte h
Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h
Bt India me jaye to pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na...

1 Bacha Apne Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Th
1 Aadmi Bola Oye Baap K Samne Cigrat P Raha Ha.?
Bacha:To Baap Konsa Petrol Pump H jo ud jaega.!?!;-)

Ye jo peene pilane ki baat karte hai,
unse keh do kabhi hum bhi piya karte the,
jitni piker ye bahak jate hai,
utni to hum gilaso me chhod diya karte the.....

Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"

Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai,
thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h,
kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost
kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.

Suna h kal aapki kanpati pe Bandar ne banduk rakhi ,
Or apko 2 option diye,
1. Jaan do ya
2. Use kiss karo.

Khushi hui k aaj aap zinda ho...
Great decision.

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:
I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.
Then I replied "Aage se left le.

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

Ramlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.
Doctor-ha ha bilkul.
Ramlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela h,

aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela he ,

Mohabbat to duniya mein sab karte hai par



"main karu to log kehte he sala character dheela hai".

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:



He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He

solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK

ANY 100.... !!!

A boy was walkng in rain

A girl came-U can share my umbrela?

Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.

MORAL

?

?

?

?

Moral-woral kuch nhi h Chhori sunder nahi thi na;)

Mehman khana khate hue bole:

Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.



Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

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